Pirates of the Great Salt Lake

Kirk Redgrave and Flint Weaver met only three weeks ago, but that hasn't stopped them from becoming the greatest pirates that the Great Salt Lake has ever known. Still, pirate life isn't all it's cracked up to be: for Kirk, it's a life of failure; for Flint, one without reward. Until, that is, they stumble across a long-lost treasure map that has the power to not only fulfill their wildest pirate dreams--but also to curse them.—Anonymous